We need a list of completely pointless excuses for MIA that Mr. Spread can use:
* My electricity is on a pre-pay meter and I ran out of coins
* My girlfriend said it was either Spread or no spread

* It was harvest time on the farm, I had to help out
* Working six months straight on Spread burned me out and I need time to restore my chi
* MyFarm was getting on my tits
* Coins101 was getting on my tits
* I had to code for Google, they were in trouble. All fixed now.