get a 'paper wallet' made of plastic. memorize pass and tell your mum (only person you can trust)
make small incision in ballsack. insert wallet. restitch. 

Geocaching: Put the coins on multiple truecrypted flash drives, then bury them in different locations in the woods.

NOTHING else is secure, period. Forget all this multi-sig bullshit when it comes to longterm storage ..

Actually if you really can remember it , that is the best and safest way to do it
Or the multisig idea sounds good enough
But instead of giving it to , two different people , keep one in your bank , one if safe deposit(secret) and last one to a friend (highly tusted)

You have the option of the brain wallet that has a lot of advantages when you are cut of the real world for a long time as many posts said. I think it is the best way to keep some bitcoins if things get really messy.

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I basically did the same exact thing with my Trezor seed. I have written a 2 page paper where I explained everything to my wife in the case something God forbids was to happen to me.

I don't know, but I think this is the best thing. With the brain wallet, if you die tomorrow in a plane crash, your bitcoins go with you. Basically you have to tell someone of trust!

Umm. I'm Canadian and part native. We like to show off to the world that were great to our first people's and always have dancers at public events n stuff, but if you know anything about our history, about policy even today, or have ever visited a reserve up north... You would not say that. Native people in Canada make the poorest blacks in the USA look like Danish Royalty.

Basically the image of Canada as a progressive humanitarian nation is a sham. We are just America's bitch.

We treat Canada pretty well. I would say it's more like, Canada is the USA's wife. As long as she keeps the house clean and spreads her legs when ever we want then we don't have to smack her around. We don't get involved in what she's doing if she doesn't stick her nose in adult business and understands her place.

Natives in the US are currently getting 200 years of revenge. It's pretty funny to watch all the pale faces flock to Indian casinos all over the country and dump their wallets every weekend. We brought Anglo diseases to this territory 200 years ago, infected them and raped their women. They're spreading the gambling disease all over the country and raping our wallets. LOL

Make a paper wallet & bury it or leave it with a loved one until you get out. If you don't want to do either of these then get your public & private keys tattooed on your body, maybe on the inside of your biceps or something.