I can definitely see why you've created this app

I've half-heartedly tried to get vanitygen to work, but gave up!
I think I'll just be patient

It shouldn't be hard. Assuming on Windows, you unzip the binaries zip file.
Then open a command prompt (Start, Run, "cmd") and change to the correct directory.
Then type the command,
vanitygen 1scott
it should output some stats info and show you a percent progress value as it scans.
You can also do this by double-clicking an icon but you would have to make a shortcut to the exe file and set it so it opens a cmd shell.
I'm on Linux so I'm just saying this from memory (of years ago).
Anyway, offer still stands if you want to send me the public key.