I hate it. (I heard that brutal honesty is better than a backhanded "I like it, BUT....")

It basically sounds like an infomercial wrapped up in a soap opera, while being played at "2am" on a longhaul flight.

You need character development. Who are these people? Maybe the guy is a closet gay? Could his wife be a high-functioning bulimic?

And you need stories. What else are they doing apart from noticing Bitcoin everywhere?

Making the characters complex means that my second point is 3/4 done anyway. For example, if the guy is a closet gay
[...]

(I know that feminists will want to eat me alive

hi it's vince with slap chop

you're gonna be in a great mood all day because you're gonna be slappin your troubles away with the slap chop

now look here's a potato, one chop you got big chunks for stews

two slaps home fries in a second

you add a mushroom the more you do it the finer it gets you don't have to switch any blades

you love salad you hate making it

take the stringy celery take the carrots salad!

i love pizza too but once in a while get the veggies in.

at least throw it on top of the pizza

this tuna looks boring

stop having a boring tuna stop having a boring life

here's a hardboiled egg one chop you add teh pickle you add the green onion

and what you can do, you can mix things together, you can add the ham

you don't have time to make breakfast

you're going to have an exciting life now

you got breakfast to go

you're gonna love my nuts watch this

i got everything in the cover it's so easy kids can do it

they're gonna charge you a dollar for toppings at the ice cream stores

what about fruit? look at that isn't that beautiful on your ice cream

they're so easy to clean 1 2 and pops open like that like a butterfly to clean

now these other ones that you seen in the store you can't clean it doesn't open up

bacteria gets in your food  you don't want bacteria in your food right guys?

take this slap chop onion with the skin alright this is making you cry making me cry

life's hard enough as it is you don't want to cry any more

the skin's at the bottom

hey look at this you want a little bit of onions you don't want to drag out the food processor

the skin comes right off

we're gonna make america skinny again one slap at a time

when you buy the slap chop we're gonna give you the graty for cheese

white cheese yellow cheese in the container comes with a twister

and watch this tacos fettucini linguini martini bikini

comes iwith two blades just bang it

fine and course parmesean comes with a cover stays sealed

put it in the fridge take it out when you need it

the slap chop sells for $19.95 and we're gonna give you the graty for free

but if you call now within the next 20 minutes because we can't do this all day

we'll double the offer just pay separate shipping and handling

that's two sets for $19.95 here's how to order

What is the point of this thread? Give me one good reason why Joe Blow would use Bitcoin as a normal daily solution instead of fiat money. Beggars don't tend to have smart phone plans and Mr. Blow doesn't care about wikileaks.

Maybe my earlier ideas were a bit silly because they would simply take too long. The audience that most needs to be reached, would switch off long before we got anywhere. How about:

• Scene: inside a dark and foreboding Gotham City-like back alley of Wall Street (cue: wind noise and/or thunder), a crooked banking CEO sits in an office behind a large oak desk. There are piles of cash all around, and gold bullion bars are used as paperweights to stop the notes from fluttering around. He is holding a calculator in one hand, and calculating out loud how many millions of dollars of profit his credit card company made that month.
• The scene cuts to a short, sharp message that promotes Bitcoin: "Fight evil. Start using Bitcoin."