You can laugh if you want but tell me where I am wrong
Bitcoin allows me to be my own bank.
A bitcoin bank does not take this freedom away from me.
A bitcoin bank is one click away from its nearest competitor because bitcoin lowers the barrier to entry or exit.
That's how bitcoin banks (like paytunia) are different from traditional banks.
It's not that we don't like traditional banks (ahem): we don't like the way they operate.
You are not wrong but you are missing half of the picture.