It's funny that you say that because for all intents and purposes, Bitcoin was the very first "shitcoin" and is currently the #1 "shitcoin". Satoshi Nakamoto mined aprox 1million Bitcoins, most early adopters bought tons at ridiculously "low" prices, and most of all Bitcoin's entire price increase history was because of an illegal trading bot using nonexistent fiat cash to buy bitcoins on MtGox.
You're trying to defend your investment in Bitcoin, I know, but it's all in vain when you look at the details.
What you just said made absolutely no sense.
You know bitcoin isn't a shitcoin when the NYSE, USAA, and BBVA invest in a bitcoin company.
Or when Microsoft, Dell, Newegg, Virgin Galactic, Paypal, Ebay, Square, Stripe, Namecheap, Wordpress, Cheapair, etc, start accepting bitcoin.