We all love a bit of drama, but I think you're over-doing it.
Now, you suggest a large miner that splits the block chain for profit!
No, I did not. You're the one suggesting that, and putting words in my mouth to boot.
There is no point at which miners would want to split the block chain. Unless they can dominate the network attempting to split the chain is quite likely to fail meaning they've burned a lot of electricity and claimed no fees at all. See the table of probabilities in Satoshis paper for reference.
Miners don't wait around for fees to accumulate before starting. A transaction that comes with a fee is worth doing some work on immediately, even if it's not very much. In a network with decent transaction rates you would be hashing constantly but adding and removing transactions from your current block depending on how much work was done on them. If you do some work on a tx, remove it because the fee was not high enough to carry on with and then another miner claims it, no big deal - that's the nature of the business. With equal costs that miner had just as much chance as you did to find the block unless they are operating under the "take everything they can get" model, which is inherently self destructive (unless they're not mining for profit).
I believe you're over thinking this. Claiming BitCoin can't work without artificial scalability limits is like claiming governments should mandate minimum bus sizes to support ticket prices (that is until the public transport network has been analyzed by game theorists). Oddly enough that never happened, and yet I've never heard of a countries public transit suffering death by game theory before.