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April 29, 2013, 03:50:15 AM |
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Time for the laughs... (Jesting only, does not reflect the actual opinions of the OP or ME or Negro candy.)
"Failed marketing slogans for Negro candy": - How many Negros can you fit in your mouth? - Negros, melt in your mouth, not in your hands! - Whip your negro out, pop it in the mouth, and enjoy how fresh it feels. - Now everyone can afford a negro. We sell them by the pound, bound in plastic, for your convenience and sanitation. - This negro can actually fit in your mouth, and leaves it minty-fresh! - Take it on the bus, sit anywhere, and pop all the Negros you want, in the mouth. - Negro, popping you in the mouth... Now that's fresh! - It's the little Negros that make your mouth water. - Give a negro to a friend, everyone should have a negro. - Don't look at my negro like that... get your own. - Next time you have a party, offer them your best crackers and have the Negros served last. - Crackers and Negros, nothing-else will work as good together...
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