Evidence? Link?

What ever one you choose, I'm going to pick the other.

Don't encourage him. I suspect him to already be quite suicidal once he drops out of his current manic episode.

That text should be edited.  The events are not impossible - they are just improbable.

It's impossible for some of them to happen in December this year even though they will likely happen at some time in the (distant) future.

At least dank hasn't called us all "larval" yet (Timothy Leary might have started out as a legitimate researcher but he was an egotistical whack-job in his later years).

Don't let these people manipulate you into believing you are bound to a normal life through hell on earth. A life consumed of doubt and negativity. The world can be so much better. If people didn't judge others, if everyone loved everyone, earth would become heaven.

Just because your life is shit without all your delusions of grandeur doesn't mean the rest of us aren't enjoying the ride little man, trials, tribulations and all. Just because you can't value effort doesn't mean others can't derive immense pride and satisfaction from it.

If I ever abandon doubt, shoot me, for it means that I have lost the ability to think critically, and am no longer a rational being.

The way you do it? As in claiming you can cross an ocean on a motorbike despite the obvious and numerous reasons why it can't be done?

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

Believe it or not, plenty of people are happy without believing that they're Hendrix reincarnated or that they exist on a superior plane of consciousness (which is a pretty fucking egotistical belief you should probably reflect on next time you're tripping).

That you were unable to find happiness without tripping balls and believing in the oneness of all things doesn't mean others can only be happy if they believe that they're going to be the world's greatest guitar player (ego), organise the world's biggest music festival (ego) or that they're going to transcend "hell on earth" in 17 days time.  All you've demonstrated is an absolute inability to deal with objective reality.  

You call it expanding your consciousness, but in your case it's pure escapism and when 21 December comes and goes without the bullshit you've predicted coming to pass you're either going to have to admit that you're not a special little snowflake with cosmic insight and mystical powers or retreat further into your drug-fuelled disconnection from reality.  

I suspect that the only thing you're going to achieve by the end of the year is getting committed to a psych ward by your parents.