All of you need to grow up with this bullshit varchester, penchester, liVARpool etc... you seem frustrated. I have seen this written by kids on news portals.
simply, attacking teams like MU, Real M, Liverpool, Barsa ... they are very often in the penalty area where is a big risk of possible penalty. In this case, why Koebenhavn didnt they push them away from their goal on "safe" territory? what they expected to happen from 25+ shoots on his goal? there is a minimum of 25 chances that the ball will hit someone in the arm and voila, new penalty.
Chill my friend,,, I thought it was clear for me anyway I was following a joke. I think teams in the end always deserve to win. I may have said LiVARpool and Varchester United (I support Spurs) but I congratulated them very much and in good honor when they won, especially when Liverpool beat us, I never complained (it was a 2nd minute penalty I never forget).
I think guys like you need to accept that in football trash talk is normal and part of the game:) Me and my friends in real life our trash talk is even worse than on this forums, but we all know it does not mean anything!
Anyway, good luck and no worries. Everyone who wins deserves it. And luck evens itself out. May the next season be TottenVAR VARspurs!