So... GPU miner. Spent the last few days figuring out how to make one, and finally got it working. It's a real hackjob. Here's basically what I did:
1. Figured out how to get PascalCoin to compile in the latest version of Berlin/RAD Studio
2. Attempted to modify it to add some type of RPC, encountered way too many issues primarily due to me not knowing the Pascal language
3. Settled on having the pascalcoin wallet write out mining data to a file that an external miner could read, find a solution, and write that solution in a new file
4. Wrote a SHA-256D CUDA miner from scratch to accomodate PascalCoin's larger-than-80-byte header

Not going to quote all of the previous posts since that'll be really confusing, but here's the main questions + other stuff I think people'll be interested in:
1. Is there a GPU miner?Yes.
2. Is it optimized? Not really. Took advantage of low-hanging fruit like midstates (so it only does 1/2 the work that a naive implementation would do), but no architecture-specific optimizations.
3. How fast is it? I'm getting about 270 MH/s on an overclocked GTX 1080, about 190 MH/s on an overclocked GTX 1070, and about 105 MH/s on half of a Tesla K80.
4. How much mining power are you running with? About 1 GH/s.
5. Would a well-built OpenCL miner on an AMD card be faster than the CUDA miner on a similarly-priced card? Almost certainly, the performance can be compared with SHA-256D GPU miners for Bitcoin.
6. Will you release the GPU miner? Yes. Having one person with 90+% of the hashrate is obviously not healthy for the network itself or for the value of the coin.
People are panicking so I'm making this post short, more info to come in a few minutes.
