Special thanks to:
- Jeroen Dijsselbloem
- Angela Merkel
- Manuel Barroso
- the rest of officials of "European Comission"
You're barking at a wrong tree. Basically it is just a bank's fuck up.
Bank is insolvent, it cannot pay everybody.
Normally government steps in in such situations, but liabilities of Cypriot banks are way bigger than Cypriot government can afford.
So they asked EU for a loan... But EU does not want to cover total liabilities of Cypriot banks, they want to reduce such liabilities into a more manageable sum so that people held money in Cypriot banks will take some loss. Otherwise debt is unsustainable, I guess.
Without EU's bailout the only option is liquidation... It isn't true that bank is left with 0 assets, but it would take a lot of time to sell those assets, and in the end you'll probably get same 20%.
So you should not blame European Commission. Yes, they could help you more, but it is up to them. They did not steal your money.
It was oversight on your side to keep money in banks of a country with oversized banking sector. High liabilities to GDP ratio means that country cannot help its banking sector. Same thing happened to Iceland, although deal was different.
Anyway, if you want to keep money in offshore banks again, that means that you haven't learned the lesson.