Hahahaha Vlad they dont understand your humor.
Excellent!

Case in point

(Mic drop)
Technically you should be dropping your keyboard/smartphone/pad/laptop... or whichever device you used to create the message.
(Dragon Dictate drop) <-- like this

Lol.
No worries, I always carry a mic around with me, specifically for those occasions

I like to add a little dramatic flare now and then.
Cant be getting a new iPad every time I wanna be dramatic, now can I?
But a sturdy metal mic from back in the 80s, will last you all week

65 year old female stenographer drop