Ehmagerd been away on holiday without internet. Now I have so much reading to do.. so much has happened! Mintpal what!? Onyx! etcetcetc exciting times.
How are we looking?
Well there have been complaints that setting up and administering Masternodes has become just too easy, so after much deep thought I have decided to fork Darkcoin. My new coin will be called Nurse!Nurse! and will maintain the Masternode architecture, but creating one will involve putting a super hot redhead on a plane to me and having her 'medicate' me thoroughly, after which I will send you instructions in obfuscated machine code. For machines which no longer or do not yet exist, obviously. Since I am getting on a bit, even with my special pills I can only receive redhead administered medication once a day, so it will take nearly three years for the network to achieve 3000 Masternodes, even assuming a unique super hot redhead can be 'mined' for me each day. (I am doing away with GPU mining, we're switching to hot redheads on exercise bicycles, treadmills and shiny chrome poles)
Other people have complained that setting up and administering a Masternode is just too damn hard, for these folk I recommend Dogecoin.
So I think we're looking great, all things considered.