This means I stand a chance

It almost feels like cheating, she's about a million times better at this than I am.
Did you mean 4th and 5th?
Let me give advice ... while preparing Bitcoin pizza with my family for the third year in a row, I came to the conclusion that it is better to add Bitcoin symbols after the pizza has been in the oven for 7/10 minutes. If you add BTC symbols right away, they start to bake heavily long before the pizza is ready.
I was thinking of eating a
BTC symbol out of it, but that may require CNC "eating"

Thanks for organising this, and good luck!
That's unfair, not everyone has a wife who could bake, you should be the one who will make it, not your wife

You have less than 2 weeks to find a wife who can bake
