Look at the sub-head, which mentions shrooms, and appears prominently in search engine quotes of the article.
Ok, but the following things you've said are false:
Forbes and other media love to point at the drug stuff on bitcoin's "official sites"
as has been already illustrated by the press articles, they directly reference the "official" bitcoin wiki prominently displaying drugs
Ditto for the Time article, and other prominent, recent articles in the Bitcoin Press Hits thread.
The Times article does not mention drugs once. Neither of the two articles "point at the drug stuff on bitcoin's 'official sites'". I have not seen an article that paints the availability of drugs in exchange for Bitcoin (which will not change by removing it from the wiki) in a bad light. Which articles in particular are you referring to?
And just about every business owner I poll about bitcoin is turned off by the large contingent of teenagers who naively think that we may evade [tax, drug] laws using bitcoin.
Love the ad hominems. It's completely rational to believe that a decentralized, pseudonymous electronic currency will be a useful tool in the fight against statism. One does not need to be a teenager to hold this view. Are you really that closed minded?