no worrys mates i can fill in whenevr you cant get it going for freeeeeeeeee

delay 24hrs and don't make it an semi ninja.

I understand his attempted joke lmao.  my point being wouldn't he just drink the beer and let the owner clean up? if you throw up in a bar do you clean it or someone that works there?  My whole point being it wasn't a very good joke

u pay my rental costs, and sure delay it. otherwise hush.

not very good at all its just spilled beer

 One morning, two Englishmen are strolling down a London street, when they see a stray dog licking its own testicles. One of the Englishmen turns to the other and says, "Say, I wish I could do that!" His mate watches the dog for a moment, sighs longingly, and replies, "I should say so! But don't you think you ought to get to know him first?"

”I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, ”How flexible are you?” I said, ”I can’t make Tuesdays”

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.

There’s two fish in a tank, and one says ”How do you drive this thing?”

vectisitch - very good, best ones so far.