Asics are highly specialized chips and therefore not very adaptable
That's the point. I'm imagining a cheap PCIe x1 mining card since I first heard about Bitcoin in 2010. The chip would be practically free if sold millions. Put one in a $20 USB coffee cup warmer and it will pay for itself in a year. It's fancy too.

(And, and, I want an LCD displaying the current block count on the cup warmer. The new universal time clock.)
Much less adaptable to different ways of computing hashes than GPUs or FPGAs
Look, even if the dev team decided that it would make sense to change the hashing algorithm now, it would take years for them to switch, and it would still be a soft landing. This would be a different matter though, if you really believe that SHA256 can be cracked. It's a very tough assertion though.
Besides, it was already discussed in the forum that if quantum computing becomes ever a reality the protocol might need to be changed in order to protect bitcoin's security.
I suggest you re-read those discussions. Even if quantum computing becomes a reality (which it won't at least until your ASICs get old), the last thing that would be replaced are the hashing functions, which are pretty much immune.