You always have the most entertaining loan threads.
dank has always been the atlas of the lending forum

Not exactly sure what that means.
Why not get a cheapie used Honda civic?
That gets like 50 MPG, bout the same MPG as a motorcycle, cheaper, and you don't get rained on..
I already have a car and no, I'm not buying a civic. Saving gas isn't my goal, it's just a random statistic I provided for anyone who doubts I will be able to pay it back.
You can get a reliable 250cc bike for MUCH cheaper than $4000. If saving money is truly your goal, your break-even will be much lower and your mpg will be much higher.
Still, without even providing ID, I can't imagine why anyone would lend you enough to buy anything. Of course, I'm always surprised when I see people lending to begin with. Good luck.
Saving money isn't my goal either. I want a 600cc bike so I can have a 600cc bike, 250cc just won't cut it after a few weeks.