You sound like an insane person.
First, how do these number/letter pairs work?

So C=3 (OK, I get that, ABC right)
But then H=5 (Wut, I would have thought H=8)
then E=5 as well, and S=3 as well, the same as C...
And apparently if you add up all these totally arbitrary numbers (that are in a random headline), they make 137. Is this a reference to our universe according to Rick and Morty, dimension C-137?
Cool story bro.