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June 19, 2015, 07:46:49 AM Last edit: June 19, 2015, 08:39:10 AM by vegasguy |
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Im bored, lets recap for those that have missed the story.
1. Balls and 10k are hyperinflated. Teeth coin are created thats ends up having the same value as balls and 10k, nobody is sure what to do with teeth, so nothing happens. Everyone is standing around looking at each other with their thumb up their ass. So, vary is created. Everyone knows how POS works, its been around for years. Lets fuck with their heads and create some shit and call it vary, now in vary, lets reverse pos, the smaller the block the bigger the reward..umm..ok. Thats not working , lets put out a fork 4.01. Teeth confirms are too slow , lets put out a fork 4.02, ok now vary blocks are confirming faster than bucks and the version numbers are different. Holy anxiety. ok , I fucked myself, cause now my bucks are stuck, this shit was meant to fuck with them, not me. I know, Ill put a fork out for bucks to speed the chain up go go really really quick for like 20 minutes, so I can grab my coins, it will be like one of those glass booths on the game shows where money is fucking flying everywhere, and ill have a few minutes to scramble and get what I can out. my investors wont mind, and if they do, FUCK THEM! THEY lay the tracks, and I drive the fucking train, anyway, they are too stupid to understand. Ohh crap, all the version numbers are now different, my OCD if off the charts, they all need to be the same version number.. umm 404.. ya I like that for some reason.. V4.04 to be uniform. Lets put out a fork for ALL the coins. Lets come up with some bullshit umm umm.. I dont want them knowing that I *NEED* to have the version numbers all the same!! They will know how fucking mental I am!! I know, Lets tell them that the last genesis block caused an rpc protocol fork. I got to have some bullshit ready in advance, because that vegas fucker is always up my ass. Ya ya, they will go for that. Stupid sheep. Phew! Ok great now they are all on 4.04, finally some order. Crap, too calm, I cant have calm, calm bad. I know, lets take all these working coins and smash them all together!! Lets create utter fucking chaos, put all 4 of these these fuckers in a blender and mix this shit good, so its really fucked, in the meanwhile, Ill freeze all of their wallets, so they cant sell, then if they dont buy my coins, they will eat shit when the swap happens. Ill really mess with them, and demand that they email me their wallets, with their passwords. I love fucking with their money! Now where did I put my jar of vasaline and my favorite sock?
Vegas
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