>price drop to 30 satoshis
>untimely fork [recoverable... if a dork like me can patch up to a qt1.4 wallet, it's eminently doable

]
>I still believe in Doge long-term, but I did decide to reduce my position 40%>EarnCrypto is still holding 3750 Doges I earned, almost a week now

>Buncha coupons from Harbor Freight tools
[unbelievably, a competitive dirt-cheap alternative,
along w/ the garbage bag of aluminum cans/foil I keep under my kitchen table.
No, I don't give 2 fux what's in your safe.]
>It's friggin' January, wasn't expecting miracles