I am sorry but I could just not pretend I did not notice this and now it can go unnoticed ever again

I had left my computer to spend time with my wife.
You allowed your computer to spend time with your wife?

I would never trust my computer to allow it such privileges! O M G!
But now she's busy with the freezer (don't ask).
I am sorry, but can't refrain from asking... do you also trust your freezer
that much?

Than again, we live in a context where
we give our wives to our queen, we
sacrifice veals, we
drink 55-gallon drums of motor oil and the year has
97 weeks. So nothing is extraordinary
