Continuing the spirit of the (long time derailed) thread, I'd like to take the opportunity to wish a warm Merry Christmas to the Merit Cycling Club, to its members and also to all the users which post here from time to time!

Also, a special thank you to Il capo di tutti capi, for keeping the world safe, thus we can all celebrate Christmas with our loved ones!

Merry Christmas y'all!!!

Thanks again!

Have you two finally achieved flux capacitor synchrony? I've not been waiting for this moment!

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Furthermore, I would like to file a complaint. I have been cycling all year and I still do not have thighs which can crush my enemies' heads a watermelon. Please advise.

I plead the fifth.

I'm confused too, particularly about the "enemies" part. I'm firmly of the opinion that if an enemy's head (or indeed any part of their body) is between your thighs, your self-defence strategy has already failed.

Well, it's relative. Enemies should be closer than "just friends", but not as close as "friends with benefits". Only the latter category should have access to your thighs and any foodstuffs crushed therein.

Those are more commonly known as "spouses", and yes, they should be kept closer than (and ideally completely separate from) friends with benefits, if only to avoid conflict.

Have you not seen the first movie from Resident Evil? There's plenty of useful things to do to an enemy with your thighs....

Aren't you supposed to empty the bottle before reaching $40k? And while you're at it, you should probably start looking for a 40 year old bottle already. And maybe 50 years too, with some luck (and the way Bitcoin is going) you're drunk all week

38% seems perfect to celebrate $38k. Maybe next week?