Orders 76 and 78 - shipped!
Email sent about 10:00 PM PDT - they're working late. According to the tracking, my order was shipped out on the 3rd, and it's almost here already...

wtf... my order shipped saturday and the tracking just updated today and it's not even in my fucking state yet.
The key is this:
USPS does not use TRACKING, they call it "Delivery Confirmation".
What's the difference? They make ZERO guarantees to scan your package anywhere except at the delivery point. They have gotten better over the past 5 years with this, but if you read the fine print about Delivery Confirmation, they make a point to say it is not a full-fledged tracking service.