I hope you know you won't trigger me with your grandmaster paint skills, it's not even my dog, it's a random picture from the internet.
Finally just ended up putting dude on ignore.
There is no way to have rational discussions with these types of folks.
Was fun for a while, but now it's just getting sad.
Yeah, you are right. His only arguments are "bonus humour" and his paintbrush skills. I honestly feel sad for these kind of people.