However your claim that the sensors on board can't be used for scientific purposes is full of shit.
They are not "sensative" enough for scientific experiments dealing with measuring any acceleration of our planet's reference frame. They will measure no motion due to the lack of "sensativity".
I recommend you study celestial mechanics to gain further a further understanding of why your phone sensors are not "sensative" enough for measuring movement of large celestial bodies, while standing on them.
As you're aware, you're trying to educate someone who doesn't want to be shown where they are either misinterpreting or simply not understanding the information they are being given. Whether it be from pure ignorance or lack of cognitive ability, notbatman doesn't really have the mental faculties to comprehend what you're referring to when you talk about inertial frames of reference, bodies at rest, Newtonian physics, classical mechanics etc. even though he likes to spout pseudo science and pretend like he does. There's an old expression that serves well in times like these, "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink."
