Never mind this Bitcoin stuff for now. I have some homework due tomorrow morning and I am drawing a blank so a little help would be greatly appreciated.
The assignment is a 10 minute oral presentation on "What always makes you laugh" and I am drawing blanks. It's not that I don't laugh but I've never committed those events to memory... except the first time I had my new girlfriend over to meet my family. We were all sitting around eating pizza and talking when I noticed my girlfriend's plate was empty.
You remember when you were a kid and had those belching contests with your friends to see who could say words or even full sentences while expelling air? Yeah, well I never participated in such idiocy...
but on this particular occasion, while actually trying even harder to be on my best behaviour, I said "Hey Shelly(that was my girlfriend's name), would you like some more pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA!?!" and for the life of me I could not stop the flow. Well, if it were a competition, I would have won that day without even trying but.... 😭 at the time I was so embarrassed but everyone else laughed their asses off. Just thinking about that now always makes me laugh without fail. Sometimes I remember it at the most inconvenient times - funerals come to mind... Seriously though, I need some help with this homework assignment because I don't think I could even repeat that let alone stretch it out for 10 minutes.
What always makes you guys laugh? Serious replies only please.
OgNasty thinking there is still a four year cycle and the bear is back.
Sorry had to toss a dart to see if it hits.
What's funny?
I must be surprised. Sometimes.
But a favorite line from the "March of the wooden soliders" or "Babes in toyland"
It's about sausages.
"THAT'S neither pork or pig it's beef"
I always smile at that.
Also an old Marx brothers movie. A scene About a bridge game.
ACE OF SPADES
ACE OF SPADES
ACE OF SPADES
BEFORE the women Margerat Dumont figures out she is. Being cheated
