"Ok, Im in. How do I get the Bitwala Bitcoin debit card?
Getting your hands on the Bitcoin debit card is super easy. First things first, you need to have a verified account on Bitwala. Let us show you how:
Sign up at Bitwala. If you already have an account, simply Log in Bitwala.
Verify for Level 2 by uploading your identification document and utility bill.
Order the card, decide whether you want to get a virtual or physical card. The virtual card would be delivered within one business day and the physical card takes around 10 business days.
Once it arrives, activate your card by clicking our e-mail link. Dont have time to check your e-mail? No problem, find the steps here."
I'm sure the guy above verified he is Satoshi Nakamoto

On a more serious note, is there anything more anonymous than that?
Shakecard is coming out super soon
not sure how anonymous they are
(as you anyway have to connect your bank account one way or the other your ID is blown)